i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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