Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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