im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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