Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
