Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Randomize
