How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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