eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
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Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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