waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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