Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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