Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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