i already hear my dad disowning me
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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