id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
operation harelip BJ is a go
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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