The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
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Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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