p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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