At least make sure they are 18
Why
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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