Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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