I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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