Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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