No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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