i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
