so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I need water and some morals
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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