Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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