I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
do nipples grow back?
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