i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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