We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars