so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.