I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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