She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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