What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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