Can Purell be used as lube?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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