doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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