Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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