do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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