oh fat girl friday strikes again...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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