I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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