is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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