some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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