They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
You can make out without kissing
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