you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He passed out mid-signature
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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