she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just want to make out with him forever
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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