sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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