Barsexuality is the new black.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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