Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You're earring is so big in my mouth
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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