We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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