as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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