let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
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meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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