My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
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captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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