At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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