I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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