Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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