I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
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Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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