my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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