Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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