you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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