I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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