How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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