you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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